Today is my birthday! Or so I am told. Of course, being my birthday, today should have been all about me. But naturally, one of the Humans left me (I don't know where she went to, but she took a very large bag with her. Suffice it to say, I am worried.). The other one, the one who gets upset with me when I spend too much time wandering around the yard eating snow, and not going to the bathroom like he wants me to, is gone for many naps at a time. Luckily, I know how to hold my bladder, otherwise he would have some wet gifts when he got home. However, he was very nice today and took me on a long walk in the spring-ish sunshine this afternoon. I was planning on having a big party with all of my other dog friends, but then I realized that a) I hadn't invited anyone, b) there really wasn't anything special to eat or drink, and c) post-walk I was a little too tired to have a party, especially one where I would have to clean up afterwards. So no party. I did get a chew, however, plus a card from the non-present Human. So that was nice. Not nearly what I was expecting, mind you, but nice nonetheless.
If my plan had come together, it's entirely possible that the party would have been a blast, with plenty of friends in attendance and lots of excitement. Unfortunately, the last time that happened, my recovery the next day was not something to be proud of. Observe:
Yeah, that's me, at college. Woof, that was a rough night. Obviously, I survived, but I stayed away from canned food for a while after that one.
Belated birthday wishes (and presents, naturally) are always welcome. Talk to the Humans if you need to. Till next time!
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